Dog:WAT DOING
    Me:Nothing. I just stood up.
    Dog:WHERE GO
    Me:I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
    Dog:CAN I COME
    Me:I mean sure but I'm literally just-
    Dog:I COME TOO
    Dog:WAT DOING
    Me:I need to open this door.
    Dog:I HALP
    Me:No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
    Dog:I HALP
    Me:Sigh.
    Dog:WHERE GOING
    Me:I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
    Dog:CAN I COME
    Me:Sure.
    Dog:I SIT IN LAP
    Me:No please don't you are-
    Dog:I SIT IN LAP
    Me:No there's no room and-
    Dog:LAP
    Me:No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
    Dog:RIGHT HERE
    Me:That's literally on top of my leg.
    Dog:IT'S PERFECT PET ME
    Me:I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
    Dog:PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
    Me:I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
    Dog:PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
    Me:I AM
    Dog:I SIT IN LAP
    Dog:PET ME PET ME PET ME
    Dog:HOLD SLOBBER TOY
    Dog:SNEEZE IN UR FACE
    Me:.......
    Dog:WAT DOING
    Me:Nothing. I just stood up.
    Dog:WHERE GO
    Me:I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
    Dog:CAN I COME
    Me:I mean sure but I'm literally just-
    Dog:I COME TOO
    Dog:WAT DOING
    Me:I need to open this door.
    Dog:I HALP
    Me:No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
    Dog:I HALP
    Me:Sigh.
    Dog:WHERE GOING
    Me:I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
    Dog:CAN I COME
    Me:Sure.
    Dog:I SIT IN LAP
    Me:No please don't you are-
    Dog:I SIT IN LAP
    Me:No there's no room and-
    Dog:LAP
    Me:No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
    Dog:RIGHT HERE
    Me:That's literally on top of my leg.
    Dog:IT'S PERFECT PET ME
    Me:I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
    Dog:PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
    Me:I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
    Dog:PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
    Me:I AM
    Dog:I SIT IN LAP
    Dog:PET ME PET ME PET ME
    Dog:HOLD SLOBBER TOY
    Dog:SNEEZE IN UR FACE
    Me:.......

trashfriend:

little things that actually make a difference to general life happiness:
•drinking lots of water
•eating fresh fruit
•thinking positively about yourself and others
•washing your face twice a day
•changing your sheets once a week
•hot baths with Epsom salts
•face masks using from things in your house
•sleeping more than 7 hours per night
•reorganizing your clothes, makeup, possessions etc
•keeping your living space clean

infiinite3scape:

Reading old messages between someone you’re not as close to anymore is never a good idea. 

did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%

askfallencas:

watching yourself being replaced by people better than you

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mortychrist:

when i was 14, i proposed to this girl in my class and she said yes but our parents said we were too young to get married so we tried to do it in secret and one of my friends found this shady guy to marry us but then the girl broke up with me when she transferred schools and we never got the marriage annulled but i don’t even know if it was official in the first place so long story short, i think i might be married.